STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.
I follow everyone back!
Anonymous said: It's your favorite person ever, did you block me on FB? Either way just wanted to know if my jacket was still intact
Yeah it is. Why?
why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom
instead of calling someone a “grammar nazi”, why not try:
- word nerd
- syntax whiplash
- fuckin geek
- speech preacher
- punctuate infatuate-er
- ~Lord English~
- grAMMAR SLAMMER
GUYS I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’RE AS EXCITED AS I AM BUT MY DAD BOUGHT PURPLE POTATOES AND WE’RE MAKING MASH
THIS IS SURREAL
I HAVE HAD THESE. My aunt got them. We had purple french fries.
that is some don’t hug me im scared shit