"youre old enough to make appointments yourself now"
forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
when someone gives you some food thats your favourite because they dont like it
is there a month between april and june?
you can’t answer your own jokes
“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
Ladies love country boys (;
acting cool around ur crush