- student: can i borrow a pencil
- teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
- student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious
you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out
As opposed to 7am at night
when my parents complain about me
The adorable moment when that’s his real life boyfriend.
OMFG I DID NOT KNOW THAT!! HOLY CRAP
That’s so cute
This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.